Wedding Bells Blues

Who said getting married is expensive and complicated?

We can just go to Fort Canning Hill, sign, and everyone clap clap, then eat springrolls and cheng teng, take some photos, then long zhong deng chu koon. Short, sweet and happy.

But noooooooo.. we have to be conformists.. must follow traditional Singaporean chinese style...

Look at what we've done so far (and we took damn long to settle all these la!!!!!)

Wedding date - check

Banquet venue - check

Banquet menu - check

Wedding rings - check

Wedding gowns - sorta decided. Except for outdoor shoot gown, tea dress and Eugene's suit.

Guest list - trying to keep the numbers down.

And our wedding is next February. Seems like we're quite on the ball and well-prepared, yes?

Apparently NOT.

Cos in this country, you can't get married if you haven't



FIRST

GOTTEN

A

BLOODY

FLAT



"AIYOH!!!!!!! No flat HOW TO GET MARRIED....?!?!" shrieks X
(let X be relative/friend/colleague)



It's getting a weeeeeeeeeee bit annoying.

Not like we're not trying! How bout you find one for us hmmm?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!