The Best Way to Die

A couple of days back Hobs and I were discussing the best way for him to die. If he is to jump from his flat, someone will still have to scrape him off the ground. And he'll look really ugly with his face split open and brains spilling out. I recall a friend who died after she jumped - the last we saw of her was just before she was pushed into the flames - she had stitches all over her face (Bride of Frankenstein style) to keep whatever's left (not much) inside.

Another friend who hung himself had a deep red mark around his neck when we saw him to say bye for the last time...

(Hey I'm no jinx k. For the record they were not really my close friends.)

It really takes big balls to jump or hang oneself. So Hobs can forget about these 2 options.

I said if he wants to die, go gas himself with carbon monoxide in a car. Sweet way to die - painless, peaceful and he'll still be in one piece. But he mei chu xi... no car...

Then I told him go take a bath and cut his wrists and let the blood flow... but he said no bath tub at home -_-

Wah lau! This guy want to die still so troublesome!!!!

You know what Hobs? Like what YS said at the train station:
"The best, most considerate way to die is to open up the coffin, jump in and close the lid."

No la, forget the coffin (it's expensive). Just dig a hole and jump in. We will be waiting up here with shovels to fill it up for you!

XD